Dirty Reyes
(verb) when engaging in coitus, while the female is positioning herself in the doggy position, the male will then lick the tip of his fingers gently. after this, the males wet fingers will proceed to make contact with the v-g-n-l area of the female. he will then spread his wet fingers around her v-g-n-, thus making the cl-toris and v-g-n- wet. the male will then hunch his back, grab his p-n-s, and stick his p-n-s in and out if her v-g-n- rapidly continuing their coitus.
i couldn’t tell wether her c-m or my silva was oozing out of her v-g-n- after administrating a dirty reyes.
man b-tch taking it in the -ss by a dirty doug then begging for an abe lincoln.
i gave that b-tch a dirty reyes last night!
in the vain of the dirty sancez and the dirty rodriguez; the dirty reyes involves one party sticking their finger up the -ss of another, and then sticking their stinky finger into the person’s ear after licking it. also known as a poo stank wet willie.
we were gettin’ hot and suddenly she whipped out her finger with that two inch fake nail and proceeded to give me the first dirty reyes of my life.
inspired by that girl at work…you know the one…dumb broad
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