Dirty Salad Bar
when you dry your face with the same towel a friend uses to vigorously rub his pubic hair, general pelvic area and gooch.
(four friends sitting on a couch watching you wipe your face)
“haha! dude how’s that towel smell?” (dudeson 1)
“what…uh like my wet skin i guess.” (dudeson 2)
“that’s strange because it says here you just paid $5.99 for your meal at the dirty salad bar!” (dudeson 1)
“ughhh! not again!” (dudeson 2)
“hahahahahahah” (couch potatoes)
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