Dirty Santorum
1. after -ss-banging rick santorum, and busting a load on his -ss, you must smear your fingers in the frothy mix of fecal matter, s-m-n, and lube to finally rub it across his upper lip.
2. applying this method to anyone else.
when i was bangin rick i think he slightly shat, so i gave him the worst dirty santorum he’ll ever remember.
dirty sanchez but with corn is a dirty santorum
i pulled my d-ck out of that mexican, whoa not only sh-t but sh-t with corn, and gave her a dirty santorum
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