dirty schoolbus
when a guy shoves a twinkie up a girl’s -sshole and then -j-c-l-t-s on it. afterwards, he gets another girl to eat the twinkie out of the other girl’s -sshole while on a schoolbus. the girl with the twinkie up her -sshole then proceeds to finger her -sshole and then eat the sperm and twinkie from her fingers.
example:
kid: wanna get a dirty schoolbus?
girl with tight -sshole: h-ll yeah! i love twinkies up my -sshole!
when during -n-l intercourse you urinate inside of your partner. yellow and brown like a dirty schoolbus.
she was totally p-ssed when i gave her the dirty schoolbus.
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