Dirty Seagull


the act of applying sand to one’s p-n-s, either through the use of glue or some other adhesive, and penetrating another person s-xually, either via -n-l or v-g-n-l intercourse.
after susan forgot to pick the clothes from the dry cleaner, martin gave her a dirty seagull.
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when you’re f-cking a girl on the beach, you pull your d-ck out, dip it in the sand, and stick it back in the girl.
i gave that b-tch with the fat -ss a dirty seagull the other day.
when a guy c-ms in a girls -ss and she then stands above him and squeezes the j-zz out of her -ss onto the guys head.
my girl gave me a dirty seagull at the beach the other day.

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