Dirty Seymour


n. act of walking into a bathroom to find two drunk asian girls – one peeing and one watching the other – whom start giving you a handjob and then a blow as you start to p-ss into the sink… but ending up being blueballed because the bathroom door wasn’t locked.

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joe: ahhh.. i’m gonna…
chris (walking in): what’s going on h…?? oh, sh-t… it’s dirty seymour…

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