Dirty Sock Surprise
same as a normal sock surprise, however, it is done with a used sock and going commando. the resulting odor can be used as either an aphrodisiac or as a way to disorientate your new friend.
guy 1: did you pull off that sock surprise last night?
guy 2: you bet!…but i did a dirty sock surprise. as soon as i pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo…she didn’t care about the size of my p-n-s anymore, love was in the air!
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