dirty sock


when you grab a girl by her v-g-n- and her b-tthole and pull up
hey man that was weird sh-t , you had a nice time getting sandra with a dirty sock
when you sh-t inside a sock and smack someone in the face with it when they are sleeping
that stupid uncle f-cker gave me a dirty sock this morning
a white dirty wh-r- bag. they usually come in packs like wolves or hyenas.
dad:stop feeling those dirty socks.

son: i’ll try.
the smell of parmesan cheese topping, also known as stinky socks.
“whew, that ‘dirty socks’ on the pizza stinks. i can smell it all the way over here!”
upon having -n-l s-x with a person, the catcher or the person taking the -n-l s-x tightens their r-ct-m as the person giving pulls out, causing the r-ct-m to pull out of the -n-s. that is a dirty sock.
dirty sock – gayest thing that can happen unless its with a women and it’s still pretty disgusting, because why would you have -n-l s-x if god gave women p-ss-es to f-ck, just f-cking nasty.
a common term used to describe the process of, after having -n-l s-x with a woman, using a knife to cut out the rosebud, and putting it on your c-ck.
fat chicks provide thicker dirty socks to keep me warm during the winter time.

the chinese laundrimat owner was out of line when he refused to clean my dirty socks. he is a racist.

my teammates were talking about how rank their socks get after practice. i said, “i know. i clean my dirty socks all the time but they still smell like sh-t.”

frank and george said, “our red sox are the best!” i replied, “what type of laundry detergant do you use, because my dirty sox never get that clean!”

tom said, “i love the white sox.” i replied, “gross! i can’t believe you f-ck hairy grannies!”

buffalo bill from “silence of the lambs” called my a freak when i told him that i wear dirty socks.
the act of sh-tting in a sock and then puttin the sock over a womens head suffocating her. you then f-ck her dead body.
johnson gave debby a dirty sock at the party. wow! thats something.

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