Dirty South Cleanser
while receiving a blumpkin or country blumpkin, the issuing party inserts her index or middle digit into the recipient’s -sshole. this combination has many therapuetic benefits, including constipation relief.
at the point of climax, the issuer removes her finger, usually releasing a substantial amount of fecal matter and creating intense feelings of pleasure, relief, and full-bodied cleansing.
1) i finally convinced my girl to give me a dirty south cleanser yesterday.
2) conswaila is kindof slow at cleaning the house, but she sure knows how to give a great dirty south cleanser.
3) as if receiving the blumpkin wasn’t great enough, she slipped me the dirty south cleanser to really clean the pipes!
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