dirty spoon
while spooning…the person in the front with their back towards the other person accidentaly or intentionally farts on the person in the back.
how embarr-ssing, last night i accidentally gave micah the dirty spoon.
referring to the p-n-s when going -ss to mouth.
i gave her the dirty spoon last night…and she took it!
when one uses a previously licked spoon in a virgin jar of food
she dirty spooned the peanut b-tter so hard last night.
while spooning…the person in the front with their back towards the other person accidentally or intentionally farts on the person in the back.
how embarr-ssing, last night i accidentally gave micah the dirty spoon.
when spooning in bed with your partner (usually wife) sh-ts the bed all over your crotch.
“mike it was awful..” “what?” “last night…it turned into a dirty spoon and, well, yeah.” “sh-t dude…” “it was everywhere!”
when having s-x, the man penetrates the women (or man) -n-lly in the spooning position
last night we tried the dirty spoon….
he dirty spooned me, he said it was an accident 🙁
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