dirty sucker


n. a s-xual favor performed on a male by a female. the p-n-s of the afore mentioned male is subjected to extreme physical activity, which, in turn, has produced a significant amount of perspiration as well as an -n-s that has secreted fecal matter so that now there is a combination of sweat and feces in the undergarment of the male. the p-n-s is then inserted into the mouth of the female. this insertion is akin to someone picking up a dirty sucker and placing it into their mouth.
five minutes after i ran the boston marathon, i gave the b-tch a dirty sucker.

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