when you finger a strippers *sshole and then proceeded to wipe the fecal matter on your friends face!
we were at the rhino when robert was fingering cinnamon’s sphincter, when he all of a sudden wiped it on kevin’s upper lip. the dirty switzer
- not safe for waffles
a topping that simply isn’t safe for waffles. “you can’t put the universe on a waffle, joe. it’s not safe for waffles.”
- smelly taco
a smelly taco is slang for a v*g*n* that smells of cheap taco seasoning and the unfulfilled dreams of unbaptized orphans. hey steve, have you ever smelled jane`s v*g*n*? in my cl*ssification handbook for v*g*n* scents, similar to a handbook for animal tracks, it is most closely related to the smelly taco.
- cave spelunking
when your so deep in a girls *ss, you’re practically mining so deep in her i was cave spelunking
- the blehs
the annoying moments when some gals experience nausea during their monthlies. “i’d rather have the plops than the blehs any old day during that time of my monthlies.”