Dirty Talker
when you put your b-lls on their eyelids
man, my ex was a b-tch so i gave her a dirty talker
examples
girl, i wanna hit yo iceberg and go down on you like the t-tanic
girl, i wanna get in yo porch an ring yo bell
baby, i wanna open you window and let some fresh air in
baby, i wanna open up yo fidge, and make me a samich
girl, i wanna knock down yo dam, and watch yo river flow
haha ill ad mo later
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