Dirty Teapot
the act of when a male consumes exlax then when the urge to sh-t comes spreads his b-tt cheeks exposing the b-tthole and pressing it up against the open mouth of his partner, pushes hard and sh-ts in their mouth (liquid sh-t), then goes to the rear of their partner, inserts p-n-s in the -n-s while pulling both the arms backward and the one with sh-t in her/his mouth closes their teeth and squeezes the cr-p out rapidly to make a whistling noise.
marc: “oh man bro my stomach is still churning from last night with patty”
aj: “did yall do the dirty teapot last night!?!?”
marc: “yeah, of course…why?”
aj: “i was wondering why it smelled like sh-t when she kissed me this morning”
marc: “d-mn, sorry bout that bro”
aj: “its cool man”
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