Dirty Tebow


very similar but not to be confused with “the dirty sanchez.” the dirty tebow is when you’re doing -n-l, pull out and instead of drawing a mustache above the girl’s lip you draw a streak under each of her eyes. the result looking like she’s wearing those dark things tim tebow puts on his face on gameday. writing a message in either streak is optional.
“i thought about trying to get back together with cathy, but i don’t want to touch that since i know nate gave her a dirty tebow.”
this is accomplished by making a surprise-dry run at a females -n-s.

this cannot be a simple push in, you must be at least two steps behind the female and, she must be taken by surprise and cry afterwards.
tom: dude what happened to your eye?
jerry: mary hit me.

tom: why did she hit you?
jerry: i jumped my d-ck in her -ss dry. after she stopped crying from the dirty tebow i gave her she slapped the sh-t out of me.

tom: wow, you deserved it ya -sshat.
when a person (man or woman) tebows and then furiously begins to m-st-rb-t- with their right hand.
yo brah!!! i just totally dirty tebowd all over myself!
my mom caught me last night dirty tebowing to erotic asian midget p-rn!!

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