dirty teddy
after having -n-l s-x, the man pulls out his p-n-s and attempts to insert the p–p covered fudgebar his partner’s mouth. due to her refusal of the rusty nail into her oral cavity, he rubs the p–p on her lips much like applying a sh-t smelling lipstick. she then goes and pukes in the bathroom.
mary was smashed and all over ted. he turned her over and busted the dirty teddy. soon after she asked him to leave.
after having -n-l s-x, the man pulls out his p-n-s and tries to put it in his partner’s mouth. she refuses and he rubs the p–p on her face. she then goes and pukes in the bathroom.
tj gave mary a dirty teddy and she never had -n-l s-x or spoke to tj again.
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