Dirty Tomlin
when you shove a football up a girls v-g-n-, pull it out and throw a tight spiral to her sister. the spiral must be tight, or the tomlin cannot be completed. this act refers to the pittsburgh steelers coach mike tomlin due to confidential reasons.
i was over at susie’s house playing with my new nike football so i decided i might as well break it in with a perfectly–timed dirty tomlin… her sister bonita did not appreciate it though
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