dirty tornado


licking a person’s sh-tty -sshole in a swirling motion. then spitting what you lick into a used water bottle and keeping it on your nightstand as a makeshift lava lamp, and adding every sh-tty -sshole spit into it over time.
dude, what is that on your nightstand?

its my dirty tornado!
while laying on your back, put your junk in a girls p–per and spin her around violently while she holds her legs up to her chest.
yo! i just gave a girl a dirty tornado and she got so dizzy she vomited all over me!

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