dirty torres
a dirty torres is when you take a funnel and shove it in someones -ss then you melt a block of cheese and add a can of rotel and pour it into the funnel.then you take a bowl full of chips and let the cheese dip run out of the -ss onto the chips then serve.
don’t eat the cheese dip it was probably from a dirty torres.
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