Dirty Vampire


a devious s-xual act where a girl tricks a man into having s-x with her while she’s on her period, then later sucks her own blood off his d-ck.
bro, my b-tch dez tricked me into having s-x with her while she was spouting blood, then she gave me a dirty vampire!

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