dirty vasquez
leaving a skid mark on a white sofa while having s-x in a “backward cowboy” position.
i left a “dirty vasquez” on the sofa while i had s-x with amy.
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the act of a girl blowing a c-m filled p-ssy fart into the face of her partner
smith got a dirty vasquez last night and he can’t see a thing.
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