dirty walrus
a girl is giving a bl-w j-b and when the man c-ms in her mouth she is punched in the stomach. this will cause her to drool and the c-m will look like walrus tusks
i like doing the dirty walrus.
what matt wilken does for fun on the weekends
matt: wanna go do sum dirty walrus’s?
dan: go die in a fire.
this occurs late at night when two people visit a cemetary. a recently baried women (a week or two old) is dug up. one starts to eat out her p-ssy while the other person jumps on her stomach, squirting guts into the other’s mouth. not surprisingly, this is mostly done in cali.
last night, bob and i went out for a plesant dirty walrus.
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