Dirty Wurkel


when a white “urkel” (wurkel) finally gets a girl that is out of his league to have s-x with him and he slips it in her b-tt and then says, “did i do that”???? as if it were an accident.
when dustin diamond (screech on “saved by the bell”) made that s-x tape of him having -n-l s-x with a woman too good looking for him, it was definetly a case of the “dirty wurkel”.

if you get a hot girl drunk enough, even the nerdiest b-st-rd can slip her the “dirty urkel”.

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