dirunktions
directions given or received by a drunk person.
“here are the dirunktions. its a left, no no no, -motioning with hand while on phone- like that way!”
“-yelling while at the theater- b-tch get out the room!!!”
directions given by an intoxicated person, usually of very poor quality.
hey, i finally made it. no thanks to jerry’s dirunktions
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