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a term used to p-ss people off
refering to my d-ck
alan: thats why there gonna whoop ur -ss after school.
any 1 stupid: who
alan: dis d-ck!!!

if you want to p-ss people off more then instead of saying dis d-ck, look down at your d-ck then look at them until they get the joke and get mad.
a phrase said after someone says “what” in a sentence… a r-t-rded attempt to prove intellectual superiority by r-t-rded people.
r-t-rd 1:”hey, what up, b?”
r-t-rd 2:”mumble mumble”
r-t-rd 1:”what?”
r-t-rd 2:”dis d-ck!!!”
or
r-t-rd 1:”hey, wanna go to ihip?”
r-t-rd 2:”go where?”
r-t-rd 1:”you know, ihip, the pancake place.”
r-t-rd 2:”oh, you mean ihop?”
r-t-rd 1:”on dis d-ck!!!!!”
whats in my pants and fits nicely into your mouth
used wen some one says “wat’s up?”
or wen tricking someone into a joke
or setting someone up for one
homie 1: ayo wats up?
homie 2: dis d-ck!!!

or

homie 1: knock knock…
homie 2: who’s there?
homie 1: dis d-ck!!!
homie 2: haha you kno whoelse i heard that from…?
homie 1: who?
homie 2: dis d-ck!!! b-tch!!!
a game of words, were one person sets up another to end up saying the phrase “dis d-ck”.
example 1
coworker 1: man work was hard today

coworker 2: you know what else is hard?

coworker 1: what?

coworker 2: dis d-ck haha

example 2
guy 1: dude the day is so long, when will it end?

guy 2: you know what else is long?

guy 1: no, what?

guy 2: dis d-ck! haha
something you say whenever you hear your friends say… huh? or what?
chris: hey did you hear what i said?
michael: what?
chris: dis d-ck!

a funny game where u say somthing that makes no total sence in order to make your victim say….huh or what or hmm or even give that face of curiosity….and then after they say one of these words…your respond with….diss dikk!!! in order to play u have to say something that doesent make sence…something jiberish…not dat..”do u kno him…who…dis dikk” dat sh-t is incorrect
this is the proper way to play the game
john: aye man do uslob manchasld??

bob: huh

john: dis d-ck!!!