Disability


a persons ability to dis.
dis-ability
disability
guy 1: “dude, that (yellow) shirt looks like a bee cr-pped all over it.”
guy 2: “seriously, that’s all you could come up with?! you really need to work on your disability man.”
apparently still fair game as the b-tt for humor according to many urbandictionary daffynitions, as well as popular culture in general.
at least as recently as 2000, movie-makers created an entire comedy around the concept of a disability by producing me, myself & irene.

duh-weebs in the cinema industry rewarded them by showing it on their screens.

more duh-weebs rewarded both the movie-makers and the cinemas by paying to see it, and a couple of the more hard-core cases actually enjoyed watching it.
a defect usually. disabilities disable someone from doing everything a person without disabilities can do. they range from paralyzation, down syndrome, autism, add, and many, many more. not all disabilities are birth defects, one can be injured in an event and be disabled from then on or until cured.
ted: man, this d-mn truck hit me and now i can’t walk for a while.
bob: well i can’t ever walk, so f-ck you.
to collect free money from the government while sitting on your -ss doing nothing. see also welfare.
when jesus was at the revival healing people, the black man said, “dis n-gg- best not lay a finga on me… im on the disability!”

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