disasturbation
masturbation…with disastrous results.
theres no such thing as the verb, “disasturbate” because you never plan it. disasturbation is the result of a failed attempt. disasturbation just happens, and boy does it suck when it does.
(n) term used to describe when pleasuring oneself ends tragically with an unfortunately timed interruption
“i was jacking off and my cat jumped on my lap right before i came. it was a terrible disasturbation session.”
“then a couple days later, my mom decided to barge into my room to wake me up as i was cranking it under my sheets. i disasturbated twice this week.”
to m-st-rb-t- during a disaster, or when normal masturbation turns disastrous.
masturbation turns into disasturbation if you’re arrested for doing it in public.
the act of masturbation with such ferocity that you actually rip your p-n-s off.
“dear god – i have ripped my own p-n-s off. i must tell no one about this distasturbation mishap.”
when you feel the sudden need to ‘choke yo chicken’ when faced with almost certain death.
“oh no the zombies have broken in through my back doors ;)”
-explosive disasturbation-
Read Also:
- Goldmanite
former (or actual) goldman sachs staff robert rubin is a goldmanite, henry paulson is another one
- Chocolate Cheese Banger
relating to both h-m- and straight -n-l s-x, it is when the receiver takes a sh-t and doesn’t wipe their -rs- before being b-mmed. the giver is then “banging the chocolate cheese.” see also: b-mming, sodomy, -n-l s-x and f-dg- p-ck-r. example 1: girl: aw! i’ve run out of bog roll and have just had […]
- Golf Teeth
golf teeth – 18 holes and alot of green. bad teeth that guy at the trailer park had golf teeth what’s that? teeth with 18 holes and alot of green
- Golgo 13
golgo 13 is a manga series written and ill-strated by takao saito, published in shogakukan’s big comic magazine since 1969. in 1976, the manga won the 21st shogakukan manga award for general manga. the series follows duke togo, a professional -ss-ssin for hire. the manga is one of the longest running adult manga in j-pan […]
- disconnectivity
the quality or condition of being disconnected from technology. though he loved his computer, he no longer feared disconnectivity. the ultimate lure of electronic toys, is to simply not care about them anymore! i got this new word from the monday, jan 25, 2010 “cathy” newspaper comic strip, where her husband says “financial tools…organizational tools…networking […]