Disboards.com


a place where middle-aged hags work through their s-xual frustrations by calling anyone with less than 1000 posts and doc-mented weekly trips to disney world trolls. it has sp-wned several forums for chill people (disboards banees) who aren’t obsessed with moderating other posters as if they were second grade hall monitors.
omg… you brought up the issue of goofy vs pluto and only joined last month? i shall label you worse than hitler… aka a disboards.com “troll”. my life has purpose.

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    when someone is a p-ssy no matter what the situation. people who suffer from it often act like d-cks and then get very upset when someone acts like a d-ck towards them. children these days are brought up to have chronic p-ssyitis. “alex may be jacked but there’s no way he can win a fight […]

  • cod lashing

    when having s-x on a hot day and your nuts are slapping her on the -ss , like whipping her with a fish by the tail i gave her a good cod lashing last night

  • Three legged turtle

    someone whose terrible at s-x. man i hooked up with that jesse kid last night and he really reminded me of a “three legged turtle”. it was terrible

  • jack robbed

    a very violent robbery. combination of hijacking and robbery. “if you stay here you won’t get jack robbed like you would at kean”

  • Zump and Dump

    a variant of “toot it and boot it” and “one night stand.” you zump a girl, then you dump her. “what would you do to that girl?” “zump and dump obviously…”


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