Discombobuitis


a disease of the mouth usually -ssociated with feeley. loosely -ssociated with diarrhea of the mouth but with much more frantic and almost seizure-like bodily actions. these actions include, and certainly not limited to: arm flailing, finger snapping, red face, tight lips, hopping (well, not “hopping” more of a ‘pop’) out of the seat and a complete and total mix-up in words, none of which result in a complete thought or sentence, and certainly makes no sense to anyone whatsoever.
fortuneatly, discombobuitis is not a contagious condition.

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