Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack
the discombobulated shady knick-knack is a rare goat-like animal that is found on the high mountain slopes of the scottish mountains. when at its most confused, the knick-knack spins around in circles for approximately two minutes and then goes on a rampage to eat cairngorm snow haggis’s. the minerals found in cairngorm snow haggis’s helps the knick-knack grow a thick white furry coat that’s helps keep it warm when temperatures drop to a chilly -27°c.
due to less oxygen on top of some of the hills the knick-knack’s lungs are able to take bigger breaths to absorb as much oxygen as possible. the feet of the knick-knack are wide so the feet do not sink into the snow whilst chasing snow haggises.
knick-knacks can be seen all year round in the scottish highlands but are particularly common in the winter months where the knick-knack has been known to eat the unfortunate winter hill-walker or ice-climber with its razor sharp sabre-tooth teeth. since modern hill-walking gear has got tougher over the years the knick-knack has developed sharper teeth so it can tear through the most gore-texed jacket on the market.
physiatrist: you seem to be shivering alot. whats wrong? are you cold?
non-scottish person: i-i-i got chased down ben nevis by a discombobulated shady knick-knack.
physiatrist: christ, he will never recover.
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