discombooberated


what bret michaels says when he means to say “discombobulated”.
i just lost it last night when bret michaels invented the word “discomb–berated” in an important board room meeting with donald trump. you could tell by the confused look on everyone’s face that they were thinking to themselves “what the f–k? did he just say discom-b–b-erated?!?!”
what rod serling says on the twilight zone.

to be confuzzled.
the travelers were discomb–berated.

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