forgetting that you are a physical being and how your ideas and decisions effect (or don’t effect) literally anything everything in and around you, rather just a void peering through observing life
i often don’t recognise my face as my own due to my disconnectualism with myself/life
when you are level 9 *unique* and both physically and mentally *different*. you can be spechial when you’re just too handicappé for this world. *verduda has a leg spasm and falls over* – “oh verduda you’re so spechial!”
- e whelmed
so overwhelmed with incoming email/texts/messages that you are unable to form any responses… even to the simplest of queries. she was so e-whelmed that when her mother texted “what would you like for dinner?” she sat paralysed, non-responsive, and mentally vacant.
the unwanted bulky flesh between the peck and bicep that forms after a woman has a child. ever since i nursed my child i can’t get rid of my disgusting bipecks, i dont think i can wear a tank top ever again.
- king coldfury
often known as king of furry. cold-hearted animal f-cker. rakesh: “omg dude that new student, he is known as king coldfury” sanjeet: “ewwwww he screws animals!!! what a monster”
proximute is a french person who is attractive, s-xy, and truly creative/charming. proximute is more than a french person, he is a creator and a designer and he can create the most magnificent surf maps out there known to man (surf_depression) ian- yo guys did you about proximute’s new map kirbo- hey proximute wanna collab […]