discreet


adjective describing a s-xual encounter, with the intent of keeping said encounter a secret. often used by married men when soliciting s-xual activities from women other than their wives.
joe wanted to cheat on his wife, so he asked a girl on the internet if she was interested in something discreet.
a word gay/bi men use to describe themselves in a cool way that they are closet cases and have no intention of coming out soon. this allows them to maintain perceived heteros-xual privilege while engaging in their true s-xual desires.
“are you out?”
“no, i’m totally discreet man. i got a girl…she can’t know about this.”
“ah, ok i guess i’ll keep looking.”
“not into flamers anyway.”
“who says i’m a flamer just because i’m out?”
“most are.”
“stereotype. you should really come out man.”
discreet is a term used by gay men in online profiles, usually along with the phrase “can’t host.” these words can often be used interchangeably, but using them together is a definite sign of an insecure douche. discreet and “can’t host” usually mean one of the following:
a). my boyfriend doesn’t know i am cheating on him.
b). my girlfriend/wife doesn’t know i like to have s-x with men.
c). i’m embarr-ssed of who i am, and i don’t want my neighbors to find out i’m gay.
“looking for nsa fun. discreet only. can’t host.”

“we can meet for s-x, but you have to be discreet. if you see me in public, walk on the other side of the street.”

“i’m a very private person, so when we meet for s-x we have to be discreet. you’ll have to sneak in through the bas-m-nt at 4pm and leave before 5pm.”
a delicate issue (mostly emotional )that need to be approached with care and great consideration…
abdullah discreetly told to leeroy that his dog was ran over…
this street; the road i travel.
“so i’s walkin’ down discreet when … n-gg-cadabra !! a whole book of gift coupons from popeye’s just fell from the skies right be fo my eyes!”

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