1. when you are left at the altar and you have to marry you wife’s puppet maurice
2. to cook pasta only using your feet
3. a type of person who is only racist towards people who are half russian and half taiwanese.
4. a confused child who was about to get run over by train, but hurdled the train
person a: my wife is a discrisisism
person b: what!
person a: she cooks food with her feet.
person b: oh!
- puckered gatekeeper
b*tthole i clenched tightly but the puckered gatekeeper betrayed me, releasing a silent but deadly one just as the elevator door slid shut.
a douchebag trait where one supports the swagway trend, but is a full blown douchebag as well. “goddammit! jason, is flaunting his money and his swagdouchery!”
- tap the moose
(verb) 1. to engage in s*xual intercourse with a hairy and/or canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and slay that poon 2. to literally prod a f*cking moose. like, seriously. why would you do that? all it’s trying to do is eat some gr*ss or whatever the f*ck moose do these days. […]
- facial karanas
facial karanas is the long lost sister of 2 greek figures, she was no women of the cloth. she was known to sleep around town with the friends of the 2 adoring brothers on a daily basis accepting facials from one side of town to the other bringing shame to the family name. facial karanas […]