disctracted


to become distracted from the task at hand by thoughts related to ultimate frisbee.
i was being really productive at work, then on the internet i can across scanned copies of the rules of ultimate dating back to the first edition. did you know the first edition rules contain provisions for a variant of the game that’s played entirely one-handed? anyway, i got completely disctracted until it was time to go home.

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