disembikation
the practice of getting off of your bike in a rapid purposeful manor. this can apply to city people needing to avoid a puddle so their shoes do not get splashed or more importantly the country gravel road bicycle rider needing to prepare an emergency defensive barrier between yourself and a p-ssed off farm dog.
i was riding in the country today when a pack of dogs came after me. i made an emergency disembikation to keep them away.
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