Disfunktshun
someone or something that is not funky.
mo fro bro: hey, huggy bear! come here! what’s all this disfunktshun i’ve been hearin’ about? you been talkin’ to husky & starch?
huggy bear: it’s starsky & hutch. and the answer is “no, bro, i don’t even know who you’z talkin’ about”.
mo fro bro: well, alright then. but, you know what?
huggy: what bro?
mo fro bro: why you ‘ways walkin’ around like some kinda chicken? you aint no jim kelly or lenny kravitz boy. you aint even a bad imitation of j.j. walker.
huggy: but, i set you up with the best p-ssy in town, don’t i?
mo fro bro: sheeeit, brutha, you got that straight! can you set me up with black irish b-tch again? i think dill’s her name. she gives the best bl-wj-bs.
huggy: okay, but you can not ever try to f-ck her bro, cuz she is jim kelly’s personal b-tch, and if you use her for anything other than a fully clothed bl-wj-b, jim kelly and jim brown will come over and beat yo’ -ss! and they might even call shaft or mr. t.
mo fro bro: no, it’s cool, she gives the best c-m-blasting h1 bl-wj-bs i’ve ever had. she’s a real c-mpire, that b-tch!
huggy: $50 bro!
mo fro bro: here ya go huggy, you gots the best black hoes in the world!
huggy: even the white boys c-m downtown for this sh-t! “everybody’s gone ‘frican, ‘frican usa!”
hey! i am not a p-n-s u w-nker. i do own you and all your base though. :-d
dysfunction stole all your b-tches!
dysfunction. he owns you and all of your base. see also, manseks
i lubed up my distunktshun, before i proceded to rub it’s shaft.
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