Disgruntled Rhinoceros


the act of putting a strap on d-ld- to your forehead and engaging in rough -n-l s-x with said strap on d-ld-.
dude 1: “dude my -ss hurts so much!!”

dude 2: “why?”

dude 1: “my girlfriend gave me the disgruntled rhinoceros last night”

dude 2: “d-mn, how did she talk you into that?”

dude 1: “she promised she would let me do a jamaican pile driver”

dude 2: “so worth it”

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