dish bitch
found in its natural habitat of cooking cl-sses and resturaunts, the dish b-tch is rumored to have superpowers like dish senses (allowing them to detect even the smallest of dirty silverware from over a quarter mile away). they can easily be identified by the oven mitts in their back pocket and an unsatisfiable appit-te for cleaning. some would even say that the thought of scrubbing plates clean brings intinse arousal.
me: that meal was delicious, wouldnt you agree?
superfaqq: why yes, quite scrumptious
max: hurry up and give me those plates guise!!
superfaqq: what the f-ck?!? did we ask you to speak dish b-tch??!
me: (wondering why the dish b-tch is out of the kitchen)
max: i want dis-
me: -pimp slap-
me: you asked for it when your foot left that tile floor
a dish b-tch is a person who is hired to wash dishes at a restaurant, but gets more jobs than washing dishes.
a name for a dish washer created in marshall, illinois at the lions den american and italian restaurant.
chef 1: dish b-tch, put these fries in the oven.
dish b-tch: ok, no prob.
chef 2: dish b-tch, take the trash out.
dish b-tch: ok.
chef 1: dish b-tch, go wash my car.
dish b-tch: no…..
someone whose job is to wash dishes in a prison, then becoming everyone’s dishb-tch.
bob was a dishb-tch at lakeview prison many years ago, but now hes a j-zzmopper. (see j-zzmopper.
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