dish douche


one who never washes the dishes, even though he or she always offers to wash the dishes. a dish douche will mysteriously disappear as soon as dinner is eaten, and return to the kitchen once the last saucer has been dried and put away.
pete hasn’t scrubbed a single plate in his life. if you added up all the unwashed dishes in this dish douche’s life, you could cast a shadow over manhattan.

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