dishabled
dish·a·bled
/dishˈābəld/
adjective
(of a person) having a physical or (more likely) mental condition that limits his or her ability to clean up, wash, or put away dishes.
my sister-in-law : alright, we cooked. i say ben has to do the dishes.
me: don’t bother asking him. my husband can’t wash the dishes. he’s dishabled.
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