Dishonorable Discharge
(n) the dishonorable discharge came into popularity during the vietnam war when sailors found that the local prost-tutes loved having men fart into their mouths. they combined this s-x act with the embarr-ssment of being kicked out of the navy to coin the term.
dude, that b-tch was so freaky, she let me give her a dishonorable discharge!
stinky, runny diarrhea.
#1: oh no, i’m sh-tting liquid. this is dishonorable discharge.
1.) dishonorable discharge refers to the act of climaxing inside your partner during unprotected s-x after promising to pull out ahead of time.
2.) the act of -j-c-l-t–n, whether self stimulated or otherwise, for which the primary mental stimulation is of someone forbidden; eg. ex-girlfriend, girlfriend’s sister, your sister, your mom.
so i was really planning to pull out but lost focus… dishonorable discharge.
holding down your girlfriend’s head when you come during a bl-wj-b, then farting in her face and breaking up with her. she will be disgusted, that’s the best part.
my girl ruined super bowl sunday, so i had no choice but to give her a dishonorable discharge.
when your girlfriend gives you head, wait a few minutes, pull out abruptly, c-m in her hair, then break up with her.
“why’s your hair so unkempt today, suzy?”
“my ex gave me a dishonorable discharge yesterday…”
“man, i hate my girlfriend; tonight when she gives me head, i’ll be giving her a dishonorable discharge”
a load blown while doing something that shames even the ejaculator.
i was watching 2girls1cup5midgets3donkeysand1republican the other day and ended up roughing up the suspect to it. total dishonorable discharge.
premature -j-c-l-t–n that ends up in your underwear prior to having s-x, otherwise known as the sauce…
example..
sally saw the dishonorable discharge stain in my underwear prior to penetration..
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