Dishwasher


when a female puts soap into her v-g-n- thinking she’s cleaning it but really giving herself a higher chance of getting a yeast infection.
emily: “are you a dishwasher , sarah?”
sarah: “no! i don’t want a yeast infection.”
a person that has the lowest rank in the restaurant business. they usually scr-pe food off dishes, then rinse them then shove them through a dishwashing machine. being a dishwasher sometimes means you work hard (but don’t get appreciated.) it’s a job you take until you find something better.
chef: “hey, dishwasher, where the f-ck are the clean knives?”

dishwasher: “i only have two arms and two legs!”
a superrior from of t-bagging. one places one’s testis in the face of an inferior and begins to “acdivate the spin cycle”. at this point the dish washer sipns around and squats up and down.
yo did u see that sh-t trav? i busted him with my d.eagle then dish washed his sh-t
the worst job in the restaurant business, and the lowest paying. many people do it to start off and work their way up to a cook job, but quit due to the horrible conditions. plus the staff don’t care about you, or your goal of being a cook. they ignore you, while you spend hours cleaning pots and pans. your arms and hands get covered in greasy dirty water, bits of cruddy food, and at the end of the day you smell horrible and your fingers are messed up from all the soap and chemicals. it’s totally not worth the time or the paycheck. avoid this job at all costs!!!
it’s about time they made a machine that cleaned pots and pans instantly. n-body wants to do dish washer work as a career.
v. to wash object, perhaps not a kitchen item, in a machine made for washing dishes.
sometimes i dishwasher my fish tank to clean it out thoroughly. fish tanks aren’t ordinarily dishwashered. i learned the hard way that fish don’t survive dishwashering.
two dudes who slack off and do nothing every day and listen to rap music and put in chews.
“ricky and jon,” mr. aurandt screamed, “you two are the biggest dishwashers ever!”
one who’s full of potential but f-cks up as in the movie “the dragon”
“you can go to school or take out that chinese ho cause i always need a good dishwasher” the chinese lady talking to bruce lee
woman. i.e.- girlfriend, wife, sister, or mother.
the dishwasher was broken so i slapped her and told her to get back to work

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