dishwashing


a violent p-ssion, soap and water colision, used to create a perfect unity between dish and man.
maura- “hey mike, you wanna go out on a date on sat-rday?”
mike- “nah thanks. i have some dishwashing to catch up on.”
maura- “oh, i totally understand.”
-goes and washes dishes.-
the act of mutual romance and erotic emotions through the physical pressing of lips against another’s. this is similar to a regular kiss, however in this case it is more similar to but also exceeds to acts performed in a ‘french kiss’ where not only does the tongue of one individual touch the tongue of their partner but also enter the mouth making contact with all areas of the partner’s mouth as well as outside the mouth with close proximity to the partner’s lips. this is known as dishwashing or being dishwashed.
the man grabbed the woman by the hips and snogged her violently, his tongue frequently entering her mouth. he was performing the dishwash. the woman was being dishwashed. the man was dishwashing the woman.
that act of a female performing oral s-x on a male for money.
jim: where did jessica get all that money?
tom: i heard she has been dish washing steve and eric.
jim: really? how much does she charge?

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