Dishwater


when one is constipated and takes a laxative to help the two weeks of backlogged impacted feces. when the excretion begins, one would see diarreah remnants of many different foods, almost as if you had just done a load of a dirty dishes.
brian: oh sh-t, i’m gonna dishwater in my tighty-whities if i don’t get some 2-ply and a toilet immediately.

nate: hahaha, dishwater.
a yorkshire term for a sh-t beer, usually used to describe a pint of carling or castlemaine as these are sh-t lagers in my opinion. when used down in london by a northerner they may say “thames water”
“you coming for a brewski??” “ok but i can only afford dish water”
“i hate my new job in london, im going for a pint of that dish water that these southerners call a decent brew”
decolorated hair colour, for blonde.
“one a redhead and one is, i call a dishwater blonde, came in and sat down at the center table, center row.” james ellroy, my dark places

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