Dishwhore
1. a woman who tries to look s-xy by eating certain foods at a party but fails at it and usually ends up eating several platters of food.
2. a fat woman who stuffs food into her v-g-n-, waits a few hours, and then eats it when she thinks that n-body is looking.
1. “the dishwh-r- has already gone through two plates of cherries tonight.”
2. “the dishwh-r- was seen stuffing herself with cupcakes this morning.”
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