Disney bought Marvel
proof of the impending apocalypse that will eradicate all existence on earth.
guy 1: holy cr-p disney bought marvel
guy 2: what the’ll ruin it like they did to mickey mouse and miley cyrus’s relationship with her dad!
guy 1: its the end of the world quick call cnn warn everyone!!!!!!
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