disnosexual


someone who is only attracted to disney channel stars, disney cartoon characters, and just disney in general. such people do not date real people who they actually have a chance with, but prefer to daydream about disney channel stars. they usually are fans of high school musical, the little mermaid and the lion king. disnos-xuals are usually preteens.
lisa and i were at the mall when we p-ssed a disney store. inside we saw all these preteen girls fighting over a zac efron pillow, a jonas brother’s diary, and a hannah montana barbie doll.

lisa: jesus, what disnos-xuals. they should get boyfriends.

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