Disphemism
the opposite of euphemism- an unfortunate or unpleasant term used where a much nicer one would easily work. also- dysphemism.
ever notice how clark is pr-ne to disphemism? he calls clarice ‘fat’ when ‘curvy’ would work or how clark calls jason a dwarf even though ‘short’ would be more accurate.
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- forcerious
it kind of menas for serious. but when you’re too lazy to take that breath inbetween words. “whoah are you forcerious!!” “it so happened to me, forcerious!!”
- foxhole fever
when two soldiers (regardless of gender) are entrenched in a foxhole and know they are about to die, they both get down and have a good last f-ck. the way the two soldiers’ bodies were positioned in the foxhole signified that both had a hot case of foxhole fever before they were shot.
- perambulator
urban child transportation vehicle operating on 4 wheels or more. johnny was h-t by a perambulator when he was a child.
- Pereverance
a means of being in an infinite state of awesomeness. the friends of the bride and groom partied like their pereverance was only getting better.
- Perfectionist Paralysis
the inability to start on a project, -ssignment, essay or any creative task due to the fear of not getting it perfectly right. joe: you haven’t started writing your paper yet? bob: nope joe: isn’t it due tomorrow? bob: yep. joe: i thought you went to the library and did your research, made your notes […]