displatch


to dispatch messages in a sloppy or haphazard fashion, without due concern for detail, data integrity or the world around you.

derived from a computer application where a misspelling of ‘dispatcher’ became symbolic of more fundamental att-tudes towards the design and implementation of computer systems.
“did you include the message displatcher? you need to include the displatcher.”
“why?”
“who knows, it’s always been that way.”

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